Dear Nick Swisher:

If you are going to bunt in a critical situation, you better fu*king succeed! You cost us the game tonight. COST US THE GAME!

I know I will not stay mad at you for long, but on Thursday's game, with my seat a few rows behind you. I SHALL REMEMBER.

You have ONE game to make me forgive you, or you shall feel the wrath of me and Matt's carrying voices in right field.

You've been warned.

xoxo
M