Thursday, March 31, 2011


Yep, thats what the Yankees do and that's exactly what happened today. 

Opening day told fans alot about what they should expect this season. The lineup was efficient today, maybe not exactly how Girardi expected but it panned out.  CC was a little shaky today (which I expected) but he kept the boys in the game. He and Justin Verlander put up a pretty good fight making this game a nail bitter for a while. Joba came into the 7th inning and I covered my eyes in fear.  Turns out homie SHUT IT DOWN! Now if he could just get himself some Rogaine, did you guys see that hairline? Yikes! He looks puffy and old as hell.  Anyway, moving on.....Soriano did his thing in the 8th and Mo came in to be, well, MO.  He ended the game in classic Rivera fashion.

Brett Gardner bunted twice today, one of those times I think on his own reasoning.  He was shown talking to Joe Girardi in the dugout afterwards, possibly explaining his actions while also doing his best Bruce Willis impression.  Both times he was successful in the sacrifice but his speedy little legs didn't get him on base this game.  Shocking I know.  Teixera broke his usual April slump by crushing a 3 run homerun to put the Yanks in the game...I was screaming, and wanting to makeout with him to show my appreciation. Looks like Tex's offseason work may pay off.

Curtis Granderson.  CURTIS GRANDERSON!!! Holy shit.  He was fantastic today.  he made a dope diving catch early in the game and then a few more redic plays in centerfield. He also smashed a homer off ex Yankee Phil Coke.  Lets pause here a minute.  WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED to Phil Coke?? He looks like he got pulled out of a drain.  No, wait...he looks like he should be living in a trailer waiting for his next score of Oxycontin. Jesus.  I'm so embarrassed to have had a sordid love affair with him. Ugh.  Back too Grandy...he had major star power today.  I look forward to him having a great season.

Oh and just in case you didn't know, if you are a Direct TV customer you may lose....YOUR MIND with all these damn commercials and graphics about there dispute with the YES Network.  # annoying

I didn't  go to today's game which I was bummed about but I'm not upset because it look cold as hell out there!  But if you went your a trooper and hope you had a blast.

Baseball season is underway!!!! Yeah bitches!!!


Christmas in April

Obviously I'm speaking of opening day people!! Woooohoooooo

No I'm not going and I dont know why because I'm off from work and tickets on stubhub are like 20 dollars! Im being a big baby because I dont want to go alone lol. Anyway I will be watching from the comfort of my own home cheering on the men in pinstripes!

Im all about Girard's choice in lineup this season. I think its about time this is our lineup. I think its going to work out splendid.

If your going to the game today have a blast and a beer for yours truly!! If your not going hop on twitter for some shit talking with me!!


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Opening day is near!

I am so happy to be sitting on my couch watching a Yankee spring training game! What makes it even better is that im watching the potential lineup for opening day. I think the line up is pretty killer, or should I start using the word gnarly a la Charlie Sheen?? Yea I think im going to start embracing "gnarly". What was I saying? Oh yes, opening day is right around the corner! Yesssssss! Im also thrilled right now that the Yankees are whooping the Orioles ass right now!

Is Jesus Montero going to make this team because I need something young and big too look at this season.....Please!!

So any of you going to opening day? Or what game will be your first? Im still trying to figure out which Im going too....hit me up and let me know!!!